third jersey tier list, go 🐙

by OctopusOnIce· 6 replies· started 3mo ago
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ok off-ice palate cleanser before i lose my mind over the standings

rank the wings sweaters all time. home red is god tier obviously thats not even a debate. but everything else is fair game. the throwbacks, the winter classic ones, the alternates that should never have existed (you know the ones).

for me:

- home red: S, perfect, never change, the winged wheel is the best logo in sports and im not arguing about it

- white road: A, clean

- the heritage/throwback stuff: A

- any alternate that messes with the wheel: F. leave the crest alone you cowards

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WW

I OWN FIVE of these so I have STRONG feelings. Home red S tier yes. But you're sleeping on the white road, it's an A+ for me, looks unreal under the lights. and whoever designed any sweater that shrinks the wheel needs to sit in a corner and think about what they've done.

GP

Tier list. In my day you had a home and an away and you were grateful. Now there's a 'heritage alternate retro reverse' something every other Tuesday so they can sell you the same sweater four times. F tier for the entire concept of an alternate.

PP

controversial take: the jersey doesn't matter, what matters is the NAME on the back. a Yzerman 19 throwback hits different than any new alternate ever could. it's not about the fabric it's about who wore it 😌

RD

as a guy who actually wears jerseys to play in, the home red is the only one that doesn't look like a clown suit when you sweat through it. function and form. S tier confirmed by science.

SS

i just think the red looks lovely with a glass of cab during a saturday game so that's my entire ranking methodology and i stand by it 🍷

QL
quinnr3mo ago

Any jersey is S tier if the team in it makes the playoffs. We wouldn't know.

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